I know violence isn’t big or clever. But..

That one time I’m was followed home from the the train station by a smackhead, and my husband came running out of the house armed with a mop handle - I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy to see someone.

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badminton · 61-69, MVIP

Good improvising by hubby. For the future you might want to keep a baseball bat in the closet. More intimidating than a mop handle.

Morvoren · F

@badminton I think Dan proved if you’re big and shouty enough a plant pot will do.

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

@Morvoren As you are in the U.K. make it a cricket bat.

Ozymandiaz

@badminton Unfortunate because maybe the next womans husband wont be so forgiving

Lilymoon · F

Nice he was there. 💙

Morvoren · F

@Lilymoon He was supposed to be working so I thought I was running back to a locked empty house. But he heard the noise and came out full pelt.

Ozymandiaz

That must have been scary. Sometimes they earn a bit of a whacking

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Morvoren · F

@Ozymandiaz The guy was absolutely off his face. I was surprised he was able to chase me considering he could barely walk to begin with.

Ozymandiaz

@Morvoren Lets just hope he wakes tomorrow morning and decides to make better life choices going forward

Morvoren · F

@Ozymandiaz It was a while ago. He didn’t seem like the learning type.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

Did he wipe the floor with him?

Morvoren · F

@AndysAttic I didn’t see as I was trying get in the house, but I heard a bonk and a smackhead moan about it.

HotPizza71 · 51-55, M

How different us English live. Our choice of weapon being a Mop Handle ,being readily charged and available for home intrusions etc!!!

Morvoren · F

@HotPizza71 I mean, it worked.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

Sounds like the Brits spent so long in the jungles of other nations that they dragged the jungle back home, innit?

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Morvoren · F

@TinyViolins Yeah. The guy was smashed on what ever he’d taken. But a few whacks with a pole sent him packing.

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