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Life in your 40s is your wife being easy on the eye but snores like a farm yard animal summoning up the herd within seconds of her falling asleep.

MorvorenF
How dare you鈥檔 girls do not snore, or fart. 馃槀
Elessar26-30, M
@Morvoren Worst of all: they poo. So unfeminine and gross

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WintaTheAngle41-45, M
@Elessar Lies!! A fairy comes and collects it while they sleep.or so they鈥檇 have us believe
Thevy2941-45, M
They say your ears grow keen as your eye sight fades.
Elessar26-30, M
404 Wife not found

At most the cat
I assume you have a clean nasal passage, have learned to find clear breathing passages while you sleep? You think of her as a barn yard animal, while she might hold the sensitivity to not say you snore like an animal?
WintaTheAngle41-45, M
@thewindupbirdchronicles Thank you for taking an interest in my passages. I鈥檒l be sure to keep you updated on all my passages.

 
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