I picked up a universal remote yesterday, but I don’t think it works. So far it doesn’t seem to control any part of the universe 🤷‍♂️

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NerdySoph · 26-30, F

point it at your neighbor, that usually works. Your whole universe will change after that :D

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@NerdySoph I tried that with one of them yesterday, but no joy. Hit mute, he kept talking. Hit pause, he kept talking. Hit him, that worked 😏

joe438 · 61-69, M

My garage door keeps opening and closing. Please stop pressing that button.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@joe438 WooHoo! I’ve found a part of the universe it controls!!! *hits button several more times* 🤣

Iwillwait · M

Should've bought it from "Bed Bath & Beyond." 🙄

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@Iwillwait *click*
😂

Iwillwait · M

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

You didn't point it at your missus and press 'Mute'?

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@Thevy29 Ain’t no force in the universe that can make that happen 🤣

hunkalove · 61-69, M

I heard they're now getting Gilligan's Island on Mars!

Nimbus · M

Have you checked the region selector?

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@Nimbus Alpha quadrant, sector zz9 plural z alpha…yep, locked it to the earth alright 🤷‍♂️

royalblue1193 · 31-35, M

Did you check the backroom?

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

Ahhahahahahaha

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