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I’ve cut the hedge. Came across some what could be mushrooms. Made me think...

If you were a fungus, what would happen if I tried to pick you. Could I eat you?
Yes, you could eat nameless mushrooms you found. You might never eat anything else again. You might never breathe again.
Valentine · M
@Mamapolo2016

Lol.

But please, don’t go.... 🤓
@Valentine 😁 Nah. It's too too everything to leave.
Valentine · M
@Mamapolo2016

Too too right!!
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
A young woman I knew some years ago ate a wild mushroom. I warned her not to do it after I looked up "mycology" in the encyclopedia and found out how many famous mycologists with advanced degrees had died of eating a poison mushroom. But she did eat it. She was a Boston U. graduate, and I was a cute blonde with no education beyond high school, so she didn't think I knew anything worth listening to.

She was unconscious almost immediately and in the hospital for 6 weeks. The doctors said she was lucky to be alive.
Valentine · M
@greenmountaingal Even some graduates of prestigious universities can only learn important things the hard way.

You tried.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
No, but you could probably lick me without falling to your knees.....oh....
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles Stop, stop, stop, Mrs N, STOP IT!!! For some three years now, we have controlled with such decorum, and here, you blow it away, like a dandelion to the wind. Not becoming. Cuh.

Actually, forget that, I do like a bit of saucy, especially with my Essex girls...

[puts 6 copies of Beano down trousers ready, for he knows from bitter experience, 5 just won’t cut the mustard...🥴]
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Essex......grrrrr......don't tell everyone where I am from, it's top secret on here remember. @Valentine
Valentine · M
@pennynoodles Lol 🤗❤️🤗
SweetMae · 70-79, F
You won't know until it is too late.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@Valentine I have a sassy side too!
Valentine · M
@SweetMae 🤗❤️🤗🤟🤟🤟
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@Valentine 🤗💕
sciguy18 · M
I wouldn’t kill you or make you sick, but I would definitely put you to sleep.
Valentine · M
@sciguy18 Like Romeo, in that famous play, you know, the one with Juliet on the balcony, now, what was it called...?
Doomflower · 36-40, M
I would probably get you high but maybe also an upset stomach.
SW-User
Valentine · M
@SW-User Would it be a quick death, or a slow malingering painful one, with a lot of mess?
SW-User
@Valentine Slow, painful, messy
Valentine · M
@SW-User

Just broken the first rule of asking a question, haven’t I “never ask a question you don’t know the answer to...”

I will therefore fall on my sword, and make it an honourable death then, for I am Valentinus Amator, not commander of the Armies of the North....

😬
Byron8by7 · M
Many mushrooms are dangerously poisonous.

 
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