I’ve cut the hedge. Came across some what could be mushrooms. Made me think...

If you were a fungus, what would happen if I tried to pick you. Could I eat you?

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pennynoodles · 56-60, F

No, but you could probably lick me without falling to your knees.....oh....

Valentine · M

@pennynoodles ......I am speechless, truly speechless Mrs N....this proposition works, shall we say, at so many levels.... 😂😂😂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

That was a bit below the belt Mr V....😜@Valentine

Valentine · M

@pennynoodles Stop, stop, stop, Mrs N, STOP IT!!! For some three years now, we have controlled with such decorum, and here, you blow it away, like a dandelion to the wind. Not becoming. Cuh.

Actually, forget that, I do like a bit of saucy, especially with my Essex girls...

[puts 6 copies of Beano down trousers ready, for he knows from bitter experience, 5 just won’t cut the mustard...🥴]

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Essex......grrrrr......don't tell everyone where I am from, it's top secret on here remember. @Valentine

Valentine · M

@pennynoodles Lol 🤗❤️🤗