I’ve cut the hedge. Came across some what could be mushrooms. Made me think...

If you were a fungus, what would happen if I tried to pick you. Could I eat you?

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SW-User

Youd die

Valentine · M

@SW-User Would it be a quick death, or a slow malingering painful one, with a lot of mess?

SW-User

@Valentine Slow, painful, messy

Valentine · M

@SW-User

Just broken the first rule of asking a question, haven’t I “never ask a question you don’t know the answer to...”

I will therefore fall on my sword, and make it an honourable death then, for I am Valentinus Amator, not commander of the Armies of the North....

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