Smash or pass?

@StepDad2 I'm sure she has a nice cock under the swim suit, I would love to be her first fuck of the night, she could cum inside me mmmmm 💋💋💋❤️♥️❤️♥️

@StepDad2 she is gorgeous, I'd love to see her cock ♥️♥️♥️

@samanthaX she hasn't shown it? i thought that with these kinds of pictures you'd already seen her naked!

@popmol Ah, I don't know the shows you mention. I have heard of [i]Friends[/i] and I think it was or is [i]broadcast[/i] in the UK but I have never seen it. Interesting though that your sit-coms do have more continuing narratives.

Years ago I bought an English dating magazine called [i]Matchmaker[/i], a postal service but I think it started to go on-line. It held hundreds of ads in each copy but was a complete mix-up of men and women seeking each other or their own sexes, some wanting romance, some obviously only wanting sex, and was expensive to use. It became so bad I abandoned it.

That was when some newspapers regularly had "Lonely Hearts" advertisements, originally using postal responses then moving to very costly, Premium-Rate telephone systems. Those have probably all been pushed out of business by Internet-only companies. You still see very occasional lonely-hearts ads in the newspapers, though.

A lot of the [i]Matchmaker[/i] advertisers were women living in Africa or Eastern Europe, obviously wanting marriages-of-convenience to help them emigrate to Britain. There were also, surprisingly, quite a number of female prisoners in America; and it was difficult to work out why they were seeking men via a magazine in Britain.

@ArishMell something like 2 and a half men and others have over arching stories or at least character arcs often, these days at least.

ooh dear it sounds awful to manage!

ooh we have adds in our but they are for physical places and their websites!

well thats interesting! mail in brides or american prisoners! i would pick a prisoner depending on what the crime was!

@popmol Apart from those very brief attempts with that magazine and newspaper ads I have always avoided dating services. The phrase "character arc" had not been invented but obviously it was up to the respondent to seem interesting and genuine.

I did meet one of my girlfriends through her ad. in the local newspaper but otherwise soon came to see these services as cynical and exploitative, especially once they moved to big telephone and Internet agencies.

The telephone ones were automated. They would first play a long recorded message about themselves before starting the advertisements, at about a minute each, so at £1 or more a minute for the entire call, they soon racked up big bills. It was easy money for the companies offering a service needing little work to establish and run, and for which no guarantee is possible.

The prisoners rarely if ever admitted their crimes. Some might simply have wanted pen-friends, but others seemed to want future partners. I am though, very suspicious of their motives.

A lot of the foreign advertisers were marriage-of-convenience traps but others probably just fraudsters, whatever their nationality.

One type of fraud plaguing dating services and their customers, is particularly cruel. The advertiser, of either sex (if real at all) grooms the lonely respondent into a false sense of security. Then come requests to send air-fares for a meeting, then plaintive requests for example to send money for Mum's hospital treatment that has unexpectedly delayed the flight.... By the time the victim has realised the reality, he or she has been fooled into paying a lot of money to an outright, unidentifiable liar and thief.