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They tried to kill me by putting elephant poison in my coffee. That didn't work, apparently I'm immortal.

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senghenydd · M
I think my Dentist tried to do me in yesterday with a Root-Canal procedure ha ha I survived fifty minutes of Hell.
senghenydd · M
@sree251 What country do you live in, Stammer's Britain maybe, surely the NHS isn't that bad.

I'm a NHS patient, it did take all of 50 minutes and she kept me talking about her central heating for 10 minutes suppose I have to pay for that ten minutes as well, I'll never learn.
sree251 · 41-45, M
@senghenydd
What country do you live in, Stammer's Britain maybe, surely the NHS isn't that bad.

USA. I avoid the US healthcare system. My mom insisted on that from the day I was born. She gave birth to me not at the hospital but at home with the help of a midwife. At the well-baby examination visit, she refused to let the doctor vaccinate me. She thought it was ridiculous to jab an obviously healthy 10 pound baby. Our family doctor, a regular MD, who was into homeopathy, would provide a letter to exempt me from taking shots all the way from kindergarten thru high school. I never took Covid shots. I have never been sick in my life. I have made no provision for burial when I die. They can throw my carcass, as biological waste, in the trash.

I'm a NHS patient, it did take all of 50 minutes and she kept me talking about her central heating for 10 minutes suppose I have to pay for that ten minutes as well, I'll never learn.

Ok, you are cared for by the State.
senghenydd · M
@sree251 Yes by the State more or less, the State will mostly pay, years ago it was all free.

You need a medical insurance living in the USA that will cover you for all eventualities, I thought Obama sorted out new legalisation on medical insurances, really sorry to hear it's not as good as I thought.

Comparing Britain to the US I'm sorry I didn't make the move to the US all things considered.
it only effects elephants
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BlackTogeCow · 41-45, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it's obviously not an inhalant
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
are you truly a demi god?
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
So we established beyond reasonable doubt that you arent an Elephant.😷
sree251 · 41-45, M
@whowasthatmaskedman
So we established beyond reasonable doubt that you arent an Elephant.😷

The most common elephant poison is cyanide used by poachers for the illegal ivory trade in Zimbabwe, formerly known as Rhodesia. If sodium cyanide doesn't kill him, he could be a deity of some sort.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@sree251 Everyone immediately gets religion when they cant find an explanation. He could be an alien, an Android, or a hologram. He doesnt have to be a god...😷
sree251 · 41-45, M
@whowasthatmaskedman
Everyone immediately gets religion when they cant find an explanation. He could be an alien, an Android, or a hologram. He doesnt have to be a god...😷

He is an American. He is a god.

 
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