They tried to kill me by putting elephant poison in my coffee. That didn't work, apparently I'm immortal.

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

So we established beyond reasonable doubt that you arent an Elephant.😷

sree251 · 41-45, M

@whowasthatmaskedman

So we established beyond reasonable doubt that you arent an Elephant.😷

The most common elephant poison is cyanide used by poachers for the illegal ivory trade in Zimbabwe, formerly known as Rhodesia. If sodium cyanide doesn't kill him, he could be a deity of some sort.

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@sree251 Everyone immediately gets religion when they cant find an explanation. He could be an alien, an Android, or a hologram. He doesnt have to be a god...😷

sree251 · 41-45, M

@whowasthatmaskedman

Everyone immediately gets religion when they cant find an explanation. He could be an alien, an Android, or a hologram. He doesnt have to be a god...😷

He is an American. He is a god.