When’s the last time someone tried to kill you?

When I served up cold fries to a jogger, I ducked under the life-sized Ronald McDonald bench, and the bullets took out deez nuts and dat stupid clown face of his

Upon the advice of my attorney, and in the off chance that the galactic government is monitoring this website, I'm afraid I cannot say.

When you sat on my chest and took my breath away

Officially, during the time of my divorce a decade ago.
Prior to that when I was in my late teens, I had to run for my life with my bf. It was close, but we got away.

Facebook targeted my demographic and admitted they caused our suicide rate to rise in 2016
I squeezed by.

The NVA and Vietcong during the Vietnam War.

1970

Bout tree fiddy

2014

A few years ago, almost succeeded.

So there I was, driving my 2013 Honda Insight hybrid, when this guy in a pickup truck decided to pass me on the right and cut me off.

When this fat woman sat on my chest