My neighbor ripped up my sons autographed Debby Ryan photo. Can I sue?

You seem awfully young to have a son who is a Debby Ryan fan. The story is a stretch of credibility.

YOU’RE SUCH A TROLL, GET A LIFE!

I'm sure you're getting something out of your game but maybe you should ask yourself what exactly you're getting. If it's just attention that you need then why not get the attention in a real way. Write some real questions, respond to people honestly. It's not that hard kid. If you're 18-21 you're in the manhood phase. Act like it.

How old is your son? 3?

Get Rudy Guliani

Debby Does Dallas, maybe....

What in the world gives him the right to even think that is okay to do?

I'd get a restraining order. That's crazy and beyond.

I suggest hiring Rudy Giuliani. A mastermind at his finest.

He has a lot of nerve but I don't know.

Yes.

My neighbour flushed all my meds down the toilet before I put him in the morgue. Can I get off an insanity defence?