“Dad Joke” Time! 😂😂😂

I love Dad Jokes. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Drop your favorite Dad Jokes, please. 😌❤️

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This is one my dad likes to tell:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: Nothing, because a football doesn't have feathers

He then proceeds to laugh hysterically until whoever he told the joke to laughs along

(He knows the joke doesn't make sense, he's just a gremlin.)

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@thepreposterouspanda what the actual fuck 🤣

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@WaryWitchWandering He's fucking deranged. 😂

This is another one he likes to tell, or a rough approximation of it:

"Two ducks are sitting in a pond, and they're dirty, just covered in grime. One duck turns to the other one and says, 'Hey, can you pass me the soap?' The other duck replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Again, similar laughter, etc. He might even slowly repeat, "What do you think I am,[i] a radio[/i]?" while looking the poor soul in the eyes. 😂