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Wetherspoons funny story

A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses were attractive.

The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the restaurant had no steps and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because they had never been there before.
LMAO The older one gets, the less outlandish these jokes start to sound. A little scary.
@bookerdana Naw, I love geriatric humor it doesn't offend me. Don't forget, I used to put together program plans for the elderly. They have laughter, a sexuality, and tragedy like the rest of us. Like I'm forever saying, "They are more like us than they are different"
bookerdana · M
@Grateful4you Sure .....you don't change suddenly as you age🙂
@bookerdana Except that I can pass as Quasimodo's identical twin.
I eat in Wetherspoons 😀
bookerdana · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I thought they made up the name🤣
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales We all know what the Wether is....Dolly' emasculated brother.
@bookerdana https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/pubs

My local one is the John Fielding.
damselfly · 100+, F
Be fair, Wetherspoons is famous for its out of the way toilets
bookerdana · M
@damselfly oh,noooos😭

 
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