What is your best dad joke that you have?

I send my little sister these every day. I have hundreds of screenshots of her calling me an idiot and to stop before she wets herself.

Here's one I sent yesterday...

There was an explosion at a cheese factory last night. All that was left was de brie

A sheep a drum and a snake fall off a cliff


Baa dum tsssssss

What do you call a typo on a tomb stone?

A grave mistake.

What ticks on the wall?
Ticky tape

What do you call a drink that's been spiked with a fatal poison?

Gulpable homicide.

Dammit I don't know any jokes at all...

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Under new SW rules, father jokes are banned.
We do not have any problems with mother jokes.