A man comes home one evening and hears a noise in the large tree in front of his house. On closer inspection he is alarmed to see a large gorilla sitting in a branch masturbating. He calls emergency services who inform him there is nothing they can do right now but suggest he call a commercial gorilla removal service. Alexa lists 3 gorilla removal services, one is fairly close to him!
Soon a large truck arrives from the Best Gorilla Removal Co. A man gets out of the truck, looks at the Gorilla, still masturbating furiously in the tree, and approaches the homeowner. I'll just need a few things from the truck, he says, and I'll have this gorilla out of here in a jiffy! He retrieves a long pole marked "Gorilla Poker" a pair of large handcuffs, a vicious looking dog and a shotgun and explains, I'm going to climb up the tree and poke the gorilla until he falls out of the tree. Then Sam, the dogs name is Sam, Sam will run in clamp down on the gorilla's business with his teeth and hold him on the ground until I get the cuffs on him, then hands the owner the shotgun. What's this for the homeowner asks?
Well, as you can see the gorilla is enjoying himself and doesn't like to be poked with the pole. Sometimes he grabs the pole and pokes back. If I fall out of the tree first, you shoot that damned dog quick!
