Little Johnny knows the whole truth... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes... See More »
Little Johnny - The Cow and the Bull... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Little Johnny missed school one day and his teacher demanded an explanation the next morning. "I had to take the cow to be inseminated by the bull," Johnny explained bluntly. The teacher was taken aback, cleared her throat awkwardly, and asked,... See More »
Little Johnny adventures... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?” Johnny: “One dollar.” Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.” Johnny: “And you don’t know my father!”... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣... See More »
Little Johnny - Shart not Fart... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣The teacher asks the class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny stands up right away and says: "Does the sun rise in the east?" The teacher says, "Yes, it does." Johnny asks, "Does the sun set in the west?" The teacher says,... See More »
Little Johnny - FASCINATE.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly raised her hand and said, “The stars are fascinating!” The teacher replied, “That’s close, Molly, but I wanted the word ‘fascinate’.” Then Billy tried: “I was fascinated... See More »
Little Johnny's B... 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in... See More »
