I Love Jokes And Riddles

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal traffic accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly become married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. Nobody asked this before. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Six months had passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple while wiping the sweat off his brow, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, now purple-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me all this time to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'