I Love Jokes And Riddles
Paddy's wife comes home to find that Paddy has made spectacular progress on painting the lounge. However, she notes he is perspiring heavily and wearing a leather jacket and winter overcoat.
"Why are you wearing a jacket and an overcoat?" she asks.
" Stupid woman", he replies. "Read the instructions on the tin. For best results put two coats on".
"Why are you wearing a jacket and an overcoat?" she asks.
" Stupid woman", he replies. "Read the instructions on the tin. For best results put two coats on".