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COFFEE…. AND TESTICLES

A man went to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he answered, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
"The interviewer grimaced and told him, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m., everyday."
The guy was puzzled and inquired, “If the work hours are 8 a.m. To 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?”
"This is a government job", the interviewer reminded him. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."
Nanori · 26-30, F
It's a joke but it's a fact 😂
Rusham · M
So true, but a lot of them have no balls so I guess they are the women and they do all the work.

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1stexhub · 56-60, M
Very funny, Thanks

 
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