COFFEE…. AND TESTICLES
A man went to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he answered, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
"The interviewer grimaced and told him, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m., everyday."
The guy was puzzled and inquired, “If the work hours are 8 a.m. To 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?”
"This is a government job", the interviewer reminded him. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."
He replied, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he answered, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
"The interviewer grimaced and told him, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m., everyday."
The guy was puzzled and inquired, “If the work hours are 8 a.m. To 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?”
"This is a government job", the interviewer reminded him. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."
