Grandmother
A grandmother once lectured her grandson about her practical medical knowledge:
“For better digestion, I drink beer,
for loss of appetite I drink white wine,
with low blood pressure I drink red wine,
with high blood pressure I drink cognac,
and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”
He asked, “And when do you drink water?”
Her reply: “I have never been that sick!
“For better digestion, I drink beer,
for loss of appetite I drink white wine,
with low blood pressure I drink red wine,
with high blood pressure I drink cognac,
and whenever I have a cold, I drink Vodka.”
He asked, “And when do you drink water?”
Her reply: “I have never been that sick!