Talking Dog
I owe you one Rusham:
I was reading the Sunday classified ad and found a talking dog for sale. Well, I had to see this and went over to the address listed. Here was this German Shepard sitting in a recliner watching football. “So you can talk?”, I asked. To my astonishment he answered yes! I said, “Well tell me about yourself”.
I was an orphan pup running the streets of New York when a kindly police officer picked me and took to the K9 academy where I became a search and rescue dog. I found and saved multitudes of babies and old women. From there, I became a bomb sniffing dog and saved entire squads of soldiers from IEDs.
I couldn’t contain myself and ran to the owner.
“Why in the world would you sell this talking dog?!!”
The owner replies, “Because he lies all the time!”
I was reading the Sunday classified ad and found a talking dog for sale. Well, I had to see this and went over to the address listed. Here was this German Shepard sitting in a recliner watching football. “So you can talk?”, I asked. To my astonishment he answered yes! I said, “Well tell me about yourself”.
I was an orphan pup running the streets of New York when a kindly police officer picked me and took to the K9 academy where I became a search and rescue dog. I found and saved multitudes of babies and old women. From there, I became a bomb sniffing dog and saved entire squads of soldiers from IEDs.
I couldn’t contain myself and ran to the owner.
“Why in the world would you sell this talking dog?!!”
The owner replies, “Because he lies all the time!”
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