Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette
(Have fun trying to understand the lingo. Good luck).
Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette
Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi.
Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per
pair'
Trevor says to his pal, ' Jeanette, look! We could buy a whole lot of those,
and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune". "Now whin we go
unto the shop, you be quiet, okay?
Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not
be nice to us. I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint."
'No worries, smiled Jeanette, I'll keep my mouth shut..' They go in and
Trevor says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00
each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're
from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... Yis,' says a surprised Trevor.. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners!'.
Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette
Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi.
Trevor happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per
pair'
Trevor says to his pal, ' Jeanette, look! We could buy a whole lot of those,
and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune". "Now whin we go
unto the shop, you be quiet, okay?
Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not
be nice to us. I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint."
'No worries, smiled Jeanette, I'll keep my mouth shut..' They go in and
Trevor says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00
each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're
from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... Yis,' says a surprised Trevor.. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners!'.
