I Love Jokes And Riddles
Turning to Christianity
As told a few years ago by a 90 year old Holocaust survivor.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "Should we do it??"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church.
A little while later, he walks back out. The friend says, "Well, did you get the money?"
He replies, "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
As told a few years ago by a 90 year old Holocaust survivor.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "Should we do it??"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies, "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church.
A little while later, he walks back out. The friend says, "Well, did you get the money?"
He replies, "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"