I Love Jokes And Riddles

I got fired from my job today.

Apparently, I shouldn't ask if they want smoking or non-smoking any more.

It's "cremation" or "burial".

Especially when they are crying.

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plasticfantastic · 56-60, M

Or the kid who told his teacher he had missed school yesterday because his dad got burned. "Oh I'm sorry" replied the teacher, not badly I hope. Well they don't f..k about at the crematorium he told her...