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Oh to get old

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger
women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish
the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60
year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.*

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for all those wrinkles on my
A: Go bra less. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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