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I am hard when you put me in your mouth and soft and wet when you take me out of your mouth.

What am I?

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tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

Bubblegum/Chewing gum.Easy question for me I'm a prolific gum chewer.

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@tallpowerhouseblonde or you read below 😉😝

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@tallpowerhouseblonde Renound 'Nosher' I hear!

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@RemovedUsername342541 I did read below but I figured it out immediately.I can blow a 22 inch bubblegum bubble and inception bubbles (a bubble inside a bubble) and I'm a gum popper.

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@Harriet03 Well it takes one to know one.You bad girl.

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@tallpowerhouseblonde Your claim to fame i guess. I do not chew bubble gum. No offence, but i personally just despise it when a woman chews. She looks like a cow.

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@tallpowerhouseblonde I was posting for a friend!!

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@RemovedUsername342541 Hahaha I have heard that said before.Some women do look bad chewing.Others look just fine.

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@Harriet03 Of course you were.Was it a mutual friend or is my skillset well known?

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@tallpowerhouseblonde 🤫

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

@Harriet03 A little late for that don't you think?