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Little Johnny Again
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he would buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.

His father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time."

Two days later, Johnny was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father saw him and asked what he was doing.

Johnny said, "Last night when I was in bed, I heard you say to mommy that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too. Where would I get the money to pay the mortgage, so I’m leaving too?!

 
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