I Love Jokes And Riddles
An Arab was walking through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something, far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 8 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way,...look for Sam's Shack, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table with the tie display.
He said, "I told you, about 8 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped, "I found it all right. But your brother Sam wouldn't let me in without a tie."
Hoping to find water, he walked towards image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The man replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's one that goes nicely with your robes."
The Arab shouted, "I don't want a tie, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about 8 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way,...look for Sam's Shack, they'll give you all the water you want."
The Arab thanked him and walked away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.
Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table with the tie display.
He said, "I told you, about 8 miles over that hill. Couldn't you find it?"
The Arab rasped, "I found it all right. But your brother Sam wouldn't let me in without a tie."
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