I Love Jokes And Riddles
Finally, the Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes..........
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...
"he sighed,"... let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the
puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...
"he sighed,"... let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
46-50, F
