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MY TRIP TO THE GUN STORE
There was a bit of confusion at the sporting goods store this morning.
"When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people
Running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
There was a bit of confusion at the sporting goods store this morning.
"When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people
Running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
