I don't like April Fools Day

Maybe I am the fool, but the jokes are never that entertaining or really, you know, worthwhile. They're not funny, I just find it annoying knowing they're "jOkInG" but most of those "jokes" are embarrassing or - far more often - best described as milquetoast and dull.

I don't know why I'm bothering. It's like trying to describe my loathing for Star Wars to someone who loves it for some reason.