Non-emergency situation...

I shouted to my girlfriend "Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen!" She replied, "Im coming with the broom!" I replied, "It aint urgent, you can come on foot!"

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Lies! Like you have a girlfriend.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Captainjackass

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@GnomeyGee that I believe.

HoeBag · 51-55, F

@GnomeyGee He is thinking, "Who needs a AI girlfriend when there is..."

lissah · 36-40, F

Dude there's something not right with you 😂

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@lissah You're just now figuring this out? Where you been this whole time 🤣🤣🤣

lissah · 36-40, F

@GnomeyGee no. Actually i think i might have had a clue. But now lol I'm positive.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@lissah Well in that case! Welcome to party 🤪

Degbeme · 70-79, M

😅

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