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Sidewinder · 36-40, M
A Father drives his Son home from School.
They've already travelled a few miles down the road when the Son looks out the window and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a moo-moo."
The Father says: "That's not a moo-moo, that's a cow, now call it by it's real name."
They travel a few more miles down the road, then the Son looks out the window and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a baa-baa."
The Father says: "That's not a baa-baa, that's a sheep, now call it by it's real name."
They travel a few more miles down the road, and the Son looks out the window once again and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a bow-wow."
The Father says: "That's not a bow-wow, that's a dog, now call it by it's real name."
They finally get home and get settled in and eventually, the Son is reading a book.
The Father asks: "Hey, Son, what book are you reading?"
And the Son replies: "Winnie the Shit."
They've already travelled a few miles down the road when the Son looks out the window and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a moo-moo."
The Father says: "That's not a moo-moo, that's a cow, now call it by it's real name."
They travel a few more miles down the road, then the Son looks out the window and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a baa-baa."
The Father says: "That's not a baa-baa, that's a sheep, now call it by it's real name."
They travel a few more miles down the road, and the Son looks out the window once again and says: "Hey, Dad, look over there, a bow-wow."
The Father says: "That's not a bow-wow, that's a dog, now call it by it's real name."
They finally get home and get settled in and eventually, the Son is reading a book.
The Father asks: "Hey, Son, what book are you reading?"
And the Son replies: "Winnie the Shit."