A borrowed joke for you.
A Hindu, a Rabbi & Hillary Clinton get lost in a forest after dark. They knock on a farmhouse door & ask if they can spend the night there. The farmer says: “There’s only enough room for two of you in the house, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn.” The Hindu goes to the barn.
A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the Hindu is standing there & he says: “There’s a sacred cow in the barn; I can’t sleep there; it’s against my religion.”
The Rabbi says: “OK, I’ll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the Rabbi is standing there & he says: “There’s a pig in the barn; A pig is unclean. I can’t sleep there; it’s against my religion.”
Hillary Clinton says: “OK, I’ll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the cow & the pig are standing there.
A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the Hindu is standing there & he says: “There’s a sacred cow in the barn; I can’t sleep there; it’s against my religion.”
The Rabbi says: “OK, I’ll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the Rabbi is standing there & he says: “There’s a pig in the barn; A pig is unclean. I can’t sleep there; it’s against my religion.”
Hillary Clinton says: “OK, I’ll sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door & the cow & the pig are standing there.
