A borrowed joke for you.A Hindu, a Rabbi & Hillary Clinton get lost in a forest after dark. They knock on a farmhouse door & ask if they can spend the night there. The farmer says: “There’s only enough room for two of you in the house, so one of you will have to sleep in... See More »
One joke for mid-week (both)An 86-year-old man was having his annual checkup. He bragged to the doctor: "Hey, doc. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. How 'bout that?" The doctor thought for a moment & said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was... See More »
It's raining - no it's not, only a few drops (both)It's pouring -well if there are only a few drops then it is definitely not pouring The old man is snoring - not he is not, he might be snorting, between snifters, but definitely not snoring He went to bed - no he did not. He sat up all night drinking... See More »
One Joke...?Two guys are in a boat, fishing out in the ocean. A Genie appears and said I am a one wish Genie, not three. What do you wish for? The first guy says "I wish the ocean was made of Beer." Kapow, An ocean of Beer materialises. The second guy yells at... See More »
One Silly Joke?A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you... See More »
Too funny....... (both)A Lady and her Dog always went together to buy the newspaper. One day the lady was feeling too poorly to go out and asked her dog if he would go buy the paper by himself. "Sure, I can do that" he said with a smile on his dial. The Lady put the money... See More »
Immediate chuckle watching The Two Ronnies(both)A Bournemouth man took his waterbed back to the shop because he and his wife had drifted apart🤣
