I joined a carpenter's class last week(friend) Have you made anything yet? 🎶 "We've only just begun" 🎶 😆
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology coursesShe started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up" After a few seconds little Larry stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid Larry"? "No maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself" 😃
A borrowed joke for you.A Hindu, a Rabbi & Hillary Clinton get lost in a forest after dark. They knock on a farmhouse door & ask if they can spend the night there. The farmer says: “There’s only enough room for two of you in the house, so one of you will have to sleep in... See More »
One joke for mid-week (both)An 86-year-old man was having his annual checkup. He bragged to the doctor: "Hey, doc. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. How 'bout that?" The doctor thought for a moment & said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was... See More »
It's raining - no it's not, only a few drops (both)It's pouring -well if there are only a few drops then it is definitely not pouring The old man is snoring - not he is not, he might be snorting, between snifters, but definitely not snoring He went to bed - no he did not. He sat up all night drinking... See More »
One Joke...?Two guys are in a boat, fishing out in the ocean. A Genie appears and said I am a one wish Genie, not three. What do you wish for? The first guy says "I wish the ocean was made of Beer." Kapow, An ocean of Beer materialises. The second guy yells at... See More »
