One joke for mid weekAn 86-year-old man was having his annual checkup. He bragged to the doctor: "Hey, doc. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. How 'bout that?" The doctor thought for a moment & said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was... See More »
One Blonde Joke?So there's a Blonde standing on one side of the River, and another Blonde standing on the other side of the River, and the first Blonde shouts out, "Hey, How do I get to the other side"? and the other Blonde shouts back, "You are on the other side"
It's raining - no it's not, only a few dropsIt's pouring -well if there are only a few drops then it is definitely not pouring The old man is snoring - not he is not, he might be snorting, between snifters, but definitely not snoring He went to bed - no he did not. He sat up all night drinking... See More »
What naps are the most satisfying?(both)I reckon for me it would be Gingers-naps. Because I am not at the stage of Granny - naps😀
What you would not Want To Hear just before going under for Surgery?(50s)“Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?”
Do you know how copper wire was invented? (both)A Scotsman and a Yorkshireman were fighting over a penny.
