Funniest joke of the week?"I keep shouting out Broccoli and Cauliflower. I think I might have Florets"
Don't think I don't know what you're doing (both)I have eyes in the back of my head and if I see you doing it again I'll knock you into the middle of next week. And I will too
Funny things children sayI was at a sports match this morning and two children walked past me in conversation. 4 year old, "My Dad does really Loud Farts" 2 year old, "My Farts do not make a noise"
Silly Limericks?There was a young man from Devizes, with Balls of differing sizes One was small and no use at all The other was huge and won prizes. There was an old man from Bosham who took out his eyeballs to wash them His wife said, "Oh Jack, if you don't put... See More »
A borrowed joke for you.A Hindu, a Rabbi & Hillary Clinton get lost in a forest after dark. They knock on a farmhouse door & ask if they can spend the night there. The farmer says: “There’s only enough room for two of you in the house, so one of you will have to sleep in... See More »
One joke for mid-week (both)An 86-year-old man was having his annual checkup. He bragged to the doctor: "Hey, doc. I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. How 'bout that?" The doctor thought for a moment & said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was... See More »
