Changing a flat TireA kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he'd wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was...See More »
Trouble's ComingA man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, "Pour me a drink before the trouble starts." The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, "Pour me another drink before the trouble starts." The bartender...See More »
Ordinary Thief vs Political ThiefWhat is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)? 1. The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health and business! 2. The...See More »
A Poor FamilyIn a very exclusive private school near California's Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. She asked them each to write an essay about a poor family in the area. One little girl's...See More »
Hot Stock......A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the...See More »
Beef tongue vs EggsA lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the butcher! The lady gives a little involuntary...See More »