Tell me a joke.

Dan walks into the office on Monday mourning, and sees his co worker Chuck at his desk. He has both ears wrapped up in bandages.
What the Hell happen to you ?
It, was an accident Chuck said , a bit red faced. I was home yesterday, watching the game and finishing up my laundry. I was ironing my shirts, when the Dolphins made that great first down, just then the phone rang, and without thinking I picked up the hot iron, and …
Ouch ! Dan winced at thought of burning flesh. What the heck happened to your other ear ?
Well , I had to call 911, didn’t I ? Chuck explained sheepishly.

Knock knock?

My life