What's your best dad joke?

@HijabaDabbaDoo
Who's there?

@SW-User it's not even a dad joke, it's one I'd say when I was 9😔

Done up

@SW-User you didn't say DONE UP WHO. This is why I don't open the door to strangers

@HijabaDabbaDoo
I got distracted by a pizza arriving 🥲 the guy called my phone and I've been eating non stop since

*clears throat*

DONE UP WHO?

@SW-User you've done a poo🤭

Still hits hard idc

@HijabaDabbaDoo
I wish there had been a second pizza to prevent my reply 😔

@SW-User next time i'm locking my doors

@HijabaDabbaDoo
I will patrol outside and make sure no one ever knocks again, just in case

@HijabaDabbaDoo
Pull my finger 👉