What's your best dad joke?

My cuz mocked her dad for making dad jokes once,

Then he laughed and said: "yeah, I'm the dad, and you're the joke!"

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Knock knock

"I threw a boomerang months ago. Now I live in constant fear."

To the person who stole my computer with Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word.

I am your father Luke.

I love mom bods

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 feet of a school?


Cause he's dead....

Yo mama 🤣

A guy walks into a bar...
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OUCH