Neutron walks into a bar and asks 'how much for a pint?"

A photon checks into a hotel.

The clerk says, "Didn't you bring any luggage?"

The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."

A cute wavefunction walks into a bar and promptly collapses. She yells at the guy at the end of the bar "Keep your eyes to yourself!"

You're such a cute little geek! 🤗

*groan*

Just tachyon it to my tab!

The neutron then says, “How about beta decay?”.

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