Neutron walks into a bar and asks 'how much for a pint?"

Barman says, "For you, no charge"

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goliathtree · 56-60, M

A photon checks into a hotel.

The clerk says, "Didn't you bring any luggage?"

The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."