THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me—her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than just a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over.
“To check my sister’s wedding invitations,” she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me—ones she could no longer suppress.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
“Before you commit your life to my sister,” she said.
I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.
“I’m going upstairs to my bedroom,” she said. “If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me.”
I was stunned and frozen in place as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment. Then, I turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I opened it and headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
“Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, my son.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
There was only one little thing bothering me—her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than just a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over.
“To check my sister’s wedding invitations,” she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me—ones she could no longer suppress.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
“Before you commit your life to my sister,” she said.
I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.
“I’m going upstairs to my bedroom,” she said. “If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me.”
I was stunned and frozen in place as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment. Then, I turned and made a beeline straight for the front door. I opened it and headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
“Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, my son.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
