A young boy named Donald

comes running down the street looking for a cop. He finds one and begs, “Please, officer, come back to the bar with me—my father’s in a fight.”

When they get back to the bar, three guys are fighting like you wouldn’t believe. After a while, the cop turns to Donald and asks, “Okay, which one’s your father?”

Donald looks up at the cop and says, “I don’t know, officer. That’s what they’re fighting about.”