A dinner date with a side of humour

A waiter walks up to a man and asks..

Waiter: "Sir, are you ready to order?"

Man: "I am, but my wife is in the bathroom."

Waiter: "Well do you know what she's having?"

Man: "It's been 10 minutes so probably a number 2."

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2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M

Lol took my wife to a very nice restaurant we had just finished up and was going to pay the bill when she said she needed to use the restroom. 15 minutes later I had paid the bill and was having a complimentary cup of coffee she had a #2!!

Rusham · M

@2ndtimeguy as nature dictated.

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