Jokes with Gift theme

My friend handed me a gift right before he passed away.What the hell am I supposed to do with an EpiPen?


What’s the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.



The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.



I gave my blind friend a cheese-grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read




I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary...
I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.