What's one of your best jokes?

I hung around the betting parlor so long that I won the loitery.

Hope this helps! Haha!

Okay, so my anniversary is coming up and my wife hinted that she wanted that she wanted a gift with diamonds.

So I'm buying her a deck of cards

Boy: Hey dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, sun

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!!

Little Billy walks down the hall and into the room of his parents where he hears screaming and they are going at it. Little Billy says, "What's going on?" His father comes out wearing a football uniform and little Billy notices his mother in a cheerleader outfit. The father, with an amused expression on his face, says, "everything is okay, just go back to your room and I will come in, in 20 minutes to tuck you in." Little Billy walks down the hallway and back to his room.

In 20 minutes, the father walks down the hallway and hears screaming coming from little Billy's room. The father opens the door and sees Little Billy having sex with his grandmother. The father says to little Billy, "what the hell are you doing?

Little Billy says, "It's not so funny when it's your mother, is it?"

Sorry my jokes are so grizzly that people can bear-ly stand them.

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