What's one of your best jokes?

I hung around the betting parlor so long that I won the loitery.

Hope this helps! Haha!

Okay, so my anniversary is coming up and my wife hinted that she wanted that she wanted a gift with diamonds.

So I'm buying her a deck of cards

Boy: Hey dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, sun

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!!

Sorry my jokes are so grizzly that people can bear-ly stand them.

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