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Drunken Joke!

I went out drinking last night,I got absolutely hammered. When I woke up there was a huge,fat woman in bed next to me,she must have weighed 28 stone! She was snoring and farting,and she had shitty skidmarks up the back of her nightgown..I was horrified ..then again,at least I made it home safely!

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

'Pearls before swine' comes to mind.

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Like I said it's not my fault if you don't get it. Pearls before swine and all that.
You chose to be my audience by reading the joke.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle I wasn’t alone, apparently. You posted that for the others who replied, and they’ve moved on. I think I’ll take my cue from them. Bye, now.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Better luck next time. Enjoy your day.

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

Why is this a joke? 🤔

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

Um why would a random woman have a nightgown in YOUR home?

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe Where did I make fin of my wife? I'm not married you simpleton.

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@Entwistle The person who told you the joke was, and you being the in joke protaganist did as well

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe We get it now...you are a troll. Enjoy yourself.

RedBaron · M

And you’re proud of this?

MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M

28 stone is about 400 pounds according to google. That’s about the size of a baby elephant.

Adrift · 61-69, F

Hate to break it to you bro, but you just woke up sober that night was 20 years ago.

bijouxbroussard · F

Wow, aren’t [b]you[/b] a gentleman ? 🙄

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