Drunken Joke!

I went out drinking last night,I got absolutely hammered. When I woke up there was a huge,fat woman in bed next to me,she must have weighed 28 stone! She was snoring and farting,and she had shitty skidmarks up the back of her nightgown..I was horrified ..then again,at least I made it home safely!

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

'Pearls before swine' comes to mind.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle It’s just mean, rather than funny.
Better luck next time. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Each to their own.
It's not mean as it never happened..it's a joke.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle If nobody apparently got the "punch line"…
Just saying.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard But you were aware it's a joke yeah? ...well then.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle I’m aware that was the [b]intent[/b], yes.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Good,we got there in the end then.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle I totally believed it when you said you intended it as a joke. Alas, that didn’t make it funny. Sorry.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard I didn't intend it as a joke..it actually was a joke..I heard it.
Never mind,you can lead a horse to water and all that.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle Okay, then—a joke that fell flat.
Like I said, better luck next time.
Maybe someone will eventually come along and actually laugh.
But if you have to scold your audience
[quote] 'Pearls before swine' comes to mind.[/quote]
[i]something[/i] didn’t go as planned. 🙁

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Like I said it's not my fault if you don't get it. Pearls before swine and all that.
You chose to be my audience by reading the joke.

bijouxbroussard · F

@Entwistle I wasn’t alone, apparently. You posted that for the others who replied, and they’ve moved on. I think I’ll take my cue from them. Bye, now.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@bijouxbroussard Better luck next time. Enjoy your day.