Drunken Joke!

I went out drinking last night,I got absolutely hammered. When I woke up there was a huge,fat woman in bed next to me,she must have weighed 28 stone! She was snoring and farting,and she had shitty skidmarks up the back of her nightgown..I was horrified ..then again,at least I made it home safely!

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DiegoWolfe · 36-40

Um why would a random woman have a nightgown in YOUR home?

MaBalzEsHari · M

@DiegoWolfe You and humor are not best friends, are you?

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@MaBalzEsHari Humor and me are best friends this post was not humor

MaBalzEsHari · M

@DiegoWolfe You don't get physics either I would imagine.......but it's still physics isn't it?

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe The joke is that the woman is my wife. Duh!!

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@Entwistle Wow making your spouse the ass of your joke..... Sooooo funny!!!!

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe I'm not actually married you dopey bastard...its a joke i was told.
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DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@Entwistle Thats a shit joke you old fart, making fun of your wife is sexist and gross as fuck!

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe Where did I make fin of my wife? I'm not married you simpleton.

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

@Entwistle The person who told you the joke was, and you being the in joke protaganist did as well

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@DiegoWolfe We get it now...you are a troll. Enjoy yourself.