Christmas dad joke
When I volunteered to be a Mall Santa, no one told me the number one occupational hazard of the job would be water on the knee.
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Ynotisay · M
That's actually happens. Many years ago I had a friend who asked if I wanted to be a mall Santa for a couple of weeks. I jumped at it. Big fat suit and a beard that only showed my eyes and mouth. It was all about the voice and vibe. It was WILD. And yes. I did get the joy of a water on the knee moment. They said it might happen but I didn't really believe it. It was hilarious. Big Ho Ho Ho's from Santa on that one. :)
Matt85 · 36-40, M
forgive me, i am a bit thick but i dont get it
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Matt85 Let's just say that... "little accidents" happen.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@Sidewinder still nothing 😠
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Matt85 There are quite a few names for it... Tinkle, wee-wee, piddle, tee-tee...
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M